Someone please explain this to me.
How can I be expected to continue responsibly toward my goal of debt-free living when pieces of my shoddy counter top are falling off in CHUNKS on my toes while I do dishes?
Category: Tender Lumplings
It was bound to happen sooner or later.
We resisted as long as we could, but Jesse and I are now addicted to Lost. My mom came to visit and brought episodes of Lost on DVD for us to watch. We've only finished the first season so far,...
Social Blunder #47
When leaving a message, it's a Bad Idea(TM) to do your Micro Machines Man impersonation when doing so. This goes double if you do it only during the portion of the message containing your phone number.
Excessive is always good
Heard in the office today: "How are you today?" "Super!" "Oh, good!" "I was going to say 'superfluous'…" Impressed "Oooooh's" and "Ahhh's" "… But then I knew someone would ask me what it meant and I don't exactly know the...
Our Worst Fears Realized
Despite a few isolated incidents involving stolen paper towels, our dogs have been pretty good at staying out the garbage. Well, until tonight that is… Annabelle's spending the rest of the evening locked outside.
Super Shoppers
Yesterday was shopping day, our fridge looking about as empty and pathetic as a fridge can. While out, we ran across a peach of a deal: Ball Park all-beef hot dogs for a dollar a package. We decided to stock...
Highly disturbing
On our list of top 20 search terms used to find our website this month? Strawberry Pie Porn What's even more disturbing to me is that upon finding our website on Google after searching for Strawberry Pie Porn, the sicko...
The First Fruits
It's barely even a mouthful, but oh so good. I'm hoping that some of the tiny berries will give way to larger ones later in the season.
It's 10:30 pm and it's 87 degrees.
In our living room. Does anyone have a spare igloo we can move into? Please send chilly thoughts our way. And ice cream.
Caught in Annabelle's most recent whirlwind of destruction:
Her own collar/chewed in half Chloe's collar/chewed in half More of the rug which is already near death/ripped and chewed Several used Kleenexes/chewed and ripped to bits A sanding disc (used) with which I sand the nasty dead skin off...
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