Category: Tender Lumplings

Happy *cough* Christmas. 1

Happy *cough* Christmas.

Shauna was too excited to keep on sleeping after we woke up around 2:30AM this morning, so I suggested we go downstairs, get a fire started in the fireplace, and kick back on the Lovesac. Part of getting a fire...

I love a good rant. 5

I love a good rant.

Even though I like the music he's complaining about, this rant totally cracks me up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM

More awesome spam (Or: My first political post) 5

More awesome spam (Or: My first political post)

When a senator procrastinates, the imaginative bottle of beer flies into a rage. A wisely childlike garbage can knows the senator about a steam engine, or a garbage can gives secret financial aid to a sheriff about the tabloid. Financial...

Suddenly, our mouse problem doesn't seem so bad. 6

Suddenly, our mouse problem doesn't seem so bad.

A couple in Miami Beach just had 3 million bees removed from their apartment as well as over 60 pounds of honey. The real question is why they put up with it for two and a half years before calling...

I hope you're hungry. 4

I hope you're hungry.

On our way home from Cedar City, we stopped at the Wendy's in Fillmore to grab something quick to eat. The signboard had one of the more bizarre things I'd ever seen at a Wendy's: "All you can eat chili,...

Social Blunder #25 5

Social Blunder #25

Bluetooth wireless headsets are not a fashion accessory. The only times it is acceptable to be wearing and/or using one of these things is if you are driving a car or doing Mission Impossible-style acrobatics while talking to someone on...

Mom's right, as usual. 10

Mom's right, as usual.

Mom always said to wear clean underwear. This obviously requires wearing underwear in the first place. This is especially true if you are wearing a skirt, kilt, or some other kind of open bottoms. I guess Lindsey Lohan and Britney...

On being strong 10

On being strong

I'm really going to have to work on appearing more sensitive to the people around me. I used to think it was a compliment when people told me how strong they thought I was, but I'm beginning to realize that...

Gobble, gobble. 1

Gobble, gobble.

Happy Thanksgiving, folks. Let's remember what it's all about by reading Abraham Lincoln's original Thanksgiving Proclamation. I hope you'll find it as inspiring as I do.

I love trailer remakes. 3

I love trailer remakes.

This one is now one of my new favorites. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGNs7QMeV7E