The freckle-footed bandit strikes again!
A few days ago I took my wedding ring off and set it on my nightstand because my fingers were a little bloaty. I kept forgetting to put it on and before I realized it, I had gone almost a...
Category: Tender Lumplings
Did you know that we're gardeners now? We garden?
Outside in the dirt in the ground? With the wind and the sky and everything? We garden! Isn't it beautiful? That's what 50 newly planted strawberry plants look like. You're all invited for strawberry shortcake this summer. The kit included...
I'm strangely compelled to buy one of these.
A toaster that puts a skull and crossbones on your toast. Must have. Speaking of which… do you know what a pirate puts on the toast? MARRRmalade.
This is, by far, the strangest "eco-friendly" product I've ever heard of.
Thanks, Google, for showing this in my Gmail ads. I give you Mr. Ellie Pooh, paper made from elephant dung.
She's all growed up.
Monday morning, Annabelle was acting like she really didn’t feel all that well. She didn’t eat her food and spent the entire morning laying down instead of playing like she normally does. We were feeling pretty sorry for her and...
I'm supposed to write some things about myself…
Seven of them, in fact. I can think of only one thing you all should know, however. Weird fact #Only: I don't participate in this kind of stuff. Love you, Kristy.
Nudity Makes Everything Funnier
It's true. Take the following example: Boring: "Dog Bites Man" Hysterical: "Dog Bites Naked Man" I rest my case.
Oh, the irony.
There's a certain irony to the Weight Watcher's magazine using the tagline "biggest issue ever" at the top of the cover.
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