Highly disturbing
On our list of top 20 search terms used to find our website this month? Strawberry Pie Porn What's even more disturbing to me is that upon finding our website on Google after searching for Strawberry Pie Porn, the sicko...
Author: Shauna
The peeping was a gateway drug (Or: Annabelle, the Bumlicker)
Annabelle has this incredibly adorable and funny habit of peeping on Jesse when he's in the shower. A couple days ago, she even got so curious what was going on in there that she JUMPED in the shower with him....
It's 10:30 pm and it's 87 degrees.
In our living room. Does anyone have a spare igloo we can move into? Please send chilly thoughts our way. And ice cream.
Our options: According to me.
Continue to bitch about gas prices while bending over and taking it. Reduce the amount of gas that we use. I'm not saying gas prices don't annoy me. They totally do. But if I get one more email about how...
Food Porn: Stawberry Cream Cheese Pie
We had a little BBQ with my brother's family yesterday and I'm not too humble to admit that my favorite part was this pie that I made. Soooo good! It really is a great summer treat. It's super easy to...
Caught in Annabelle's most recent whirlwind of destruction:
Her own collar/chewed in half Chloe's collar/chewed in half More of the rug which is already near death/ripped and chewed Several used Kleenexes/chewed and ripped to bits A sanding disc (used) with which I sand the nasty dead skin off...
Date Night courtesy of the pagan god of Free Stuff
Since we've been budgeting, I've been paying real close attention to coupons that come in the mail. The other day, we got a coupon for a free movie rental (no strings attached) at Hollywood Video. That was good, but then...
More on budgeting (or: Moron Budgeting)
Well, since we discovered the wholly obscene amounts of money that we were spending on food, I've become a crazy person. Crazy in the sense that I am now obsessed with creating and maintaining a budget. The kind of crazy...
And now for something a little lighter…
I was just reviewing some spam that our new spam blocker caught. When Jesse's gone, I obsessively check these things as if the website will explode by the mere fact that he's in another state (he still has access to...
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