Author: Jesse

Social Blunder #25 5

Social Blunder #25

Bluetooth wireless headsets are not a fashion accessory. The only times it is acceptable to be wearing and/or using one of these things is if you are driving a car or doing Mission Impossible-style acrobatics while talking to someone on...

Mom's right, as usual. 10

Mom's right, as usual.

Mom always said to wear clean underwear. This obviously requires wearing underwear in the first place. This is especially true if you are wearing a skirt, kilt, or some other kind of open bottoms. I guess Lindsey Lohan and Britney...

Ozzy, we hardly knew ye. 8

Ozzy, we hardly knew ye.

Sorry Ozzy, but you're not going to live with us anymore. It's bad enough that you don't seem to really want to keep Chloe company. We could even sort of look past the shredded magazines and occasional piddling on the...

The New Bond Movie Delivers 0

The New Bond Movie Delivers

On Saturday, Shauna and I went with her parents to go see the new James Bond movie, Casino Royale. Just to clarify, I've never been a Bond guy. I think I've seen clips from some of the Bond movies, and...

Gobble, gobble. 1

Gobble, gobble.

Happy Thanksgiving, folks. Let's remember what it's all about by reading Abraham Lincoln's original Thanksgiving Proclamation. I hope you'll find it as inspiring as I do.

Open it yourself, pup. 7

Open it yourself, pup.

I've been on a home improvement kick again. Last night, I decided to get moving on some projects I'd been putting off for some time. Of course, I decide to start with the most time-consuming one first: installing a doggie...

Vampire Season 0

Vampire Season

I really enjoy having seasons. Living in Las Vegas, I missed out on crisp falls with leaves crunching underfoot. Snow in the valley happened maybe twice in the 14 years I lived there. You more-or-less differentiated the weather between "hot"...

Everything About the Playstation 3 is Insanity 3

Everything About the Playstation 3 is Insanity

Today marks the oft-delayed launch of Sony's Playstation 3, the next iteration of their market-dominating game console. The question, however, is why anyone should care. All of the parties involved in our nation's latest "Tickle Me Elmo" craze are bonkers.

Canadians have invaded the grocery store 9

Canadians have invaded the grocery store

I went to the grocery store last night to pick up a few items for meatball subs (yes, they were good). While traveling from the bakery to the dairy case, I passed through the chip isle and saw (drumroll please)...