The Strange News: Squirrels on Crack
This is the kind of stuff you just can't make up. Squirrels in England have been digging up bags of crack hidden in gardens and getting addicted to the stuff. They then exhibit aggressive behavior as they get addicted and go after people in search in everyone's favorite white powder. Is it any wonder that Dave Barry keeps a close eye on those evil little boogers?
Jesse
Shauna
Someone, anyone. Please I want to see video tape of the lot getting drugged up. I know this is mean but dang. I want to see that.
YOU ARE LYYYYYYYYIN! You have to be. I just fell outta my chair CUHRACKING UP! It reminds of one time when i was watching David Letterman ( Love Live the Dave) and he said… with a tear in his eye… “I was walking thru central park yesterday and it brought tears to my eyes as i saw this lovely fall scene….. A nut collecting squirrels!”
Man o man. That’s great