Some inappropriateness I think my Bishop would approve of…
So on Sunday at the end of Sunday School, Jesse got up to leave (I get to stay because it's in the Relief Society room). The positioning of the chairs doesn't leave a whole lot of room so as he's scooting by me, he's nearly sitting on my lap. I may or may not have pinched his bum several times as he tried to get by me. Jesse seems to think it was rather inappropriate, but I figure it's a good thing that I'm so obsessed with my husband's bum that he can't scoot by me without me needing to touch it. I bet the Bishop would approve of me pinching his bum in church and you know what? I think Jesus approves, too.
Jesse
Shauna
Oh heavens, Shauna! You are too funny! I love your use of the word “obsessed”; totally made me laugh.
I should give the kudos for that one to Jesse actually. He’s the one that told me last night that I was obsessed with his bum. I was following him around in the grocery store and may have pinched it a few times there as well.
And by “may have” she means “definitely did”.
I admit nothing. I brought up the alleged bum touching only to give you the credit for saying I’m “obsessed” with your bum.
I’m obsessed with Shauna’s bum.
I’m obsessed with Jesse’s bum.
boobies!! Oh, wait….
Bummies!!
Great. Now I’m channeling Billy Madison “Soooo hot…. Want to touch the hiney…”
I think it’s totally ok. 🙂
“Obsession… it’s your obsession…”
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